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A lying Cheat

March 20th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

Dear Abby:
My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated
our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and
supporters. They know he is a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue.
He is a hard worker but many of his coworkers are leery of […]

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What Did Chelsea…

March 20th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet? “Not according to Dad.”

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Fidel dies and goes …

March 20th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and that no way, no how, does he belong in heaven. Fidel must go to hell. So Fidel goes to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him […]

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Little Johnny…

March 20th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.
Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum.
Suzie asked, “You wanna play doctor?”
Johnny replied, “NO, that too old fashioned.
Spit out you gum, I wanna play president.”

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Late one night…

March 20th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money”, he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, “Hey, watch it - I’m a United States Congressman!” “In that case,” replied the mugger, “give me […]

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