Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?” “I think so,” the man replied. “My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of […]

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Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven. “Hungry, Seymour?” the Lord asked. “I could eat,” said Seymour. The Lord opened a can of tuna, and they shared it. While eating this humble meal, Seymour looked down into […]

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A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to
call upon the widow of an eccentric man who had just died. Standing before
the open casket and consoling the widow, he said, “I know this must be a
very hard blow, Mrs. Vernon. But we must remember that what we see here is
the […]

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One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good news. I am tired of all the squabbling between the religions. I have decided there will be only the one true religion”. The Pope was overjoyed and told God how wise […]

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On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword
puzzle. After a while, he turned the the bishop sitting next to him and
said,
“What’s a four -letter word ending in “unt” which means “woman”?
The bishop said,
“Did you try “aunt”?
The Pope said,
“Mmmm. Do you have an eraser?”

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