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BMW For Sale

September 14th, 2009 by Lahori_Munda, No Comments

BMW For Sale Just In $10,000
Best Deal Of The Year 2009…. Roads King
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A driver tucked a note…

March 24th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:
“I’ve circled the block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an appointment,
and if I don’t park here I’ll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses.”
Returning, she came back only to find a parking ticket and this note:
“I’ve circled the block for 20 years, and […]

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Tags: Roads and Driving Jokes

A policeman pulls over…

March 24th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. “I can’t do that, officer.” “Why not?” “Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.” “Okay, we’ll just get […]

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Tags: Roads and Driving Jokes

This is a passenger…

March 24th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven and twelve has come in sideways.

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Tags: Roads and Driving Jokes

A new Scam

March 24th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

WARNING! This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men. What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield. While she is doing this, another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car. […]

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