A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:
“I’ve circled the block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an appointment,
and if I don’t park here I’ll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses.”
Returning, she came back only to find a parking ticket and this note:
“I’ve circled the block for 20 years, […]

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A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. “I can’t do that, officer.” “Why not?” “Because I’m an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.” “Okay, we’ll just get […]

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This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven and twelve has come in sideways.

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WARNING! This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men. What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young nude woman comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield. While she is doing this, another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car. […]

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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde’s driver’s license. She dug through her
purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
“What does it look like?” she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, “It’s […]

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