There was a man and woman traveling along in their car. The man was
   driving when a
   police officer pulls them over. The officer walks up to the window and
   says “Did you
   know you were speeding back there.” The lady (who is almost deaf) said
   to her husband
   “What did he say, […]

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A car breaks down along the expressway one day, so the driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the highway. He jumps out of the car, opens the trunk, and pulls out two men in trench coats. The men stand behind the car, open up their coats and start […]

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Love Jesus
                                
                       The other day I went to the local religious book store,
                where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it
                 and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I’m really glad I
                did. What an uplifting experience followed.  I was stopped at the
                  light at […]

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                     California Driving Test Answers
    
  
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given
by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school (read
at Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can’t see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of […]

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                           Safest Way to Drive
    
  
Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American driving
habits, offers the following advice:
The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directly
proportional to time spent on the road.  Driving fast decreases one’s
exposure.
One third of traffic accidents are caused by drunk drivers; two thirds
are caused by non-drunk drivers.
Therefore, […]

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