What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? It’s ass.

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Drive carefully. 90% of the people on the road are caused by accident.

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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on
the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second
everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t
ever do that again. You […]

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Why are guys faster than girls?
They have a stick shift and ball bearings.

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One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter
and beeped his car horn by mistake.
She turned and looked at him for an explanation.
He said, “I did that by accident.”
She replied, “I know that, daddy.”
He replied, “How’d you know?”
The girl said, “Because you didn’t say ‘ASSHOLE!’ afterwards!”

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