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Tcher 2 Sunny

February 24th, 2009 by Lahori_Munda, No Comments

Tcher: How Old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I m.
Tcher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.

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After 5 Seconds

February 23rd, 2009 by Lahori_Munda, No Comments

Teacher:every body write your lover”s name in one paper.
( after 5 seconds )
one boy:finished teacher.
( after 5 minutes )
One girl:Addiional paper teacher.

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Know your Numbers

March 24th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he said. “I do. My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after
three.” “Four,” answers the boy.
“What comes after six?” “Seven.”
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?”
“A Jack.”

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US Attorney …

March 24th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school. After fifteen minutes speaking he says: ‘I will now answer any questions you have.’ Bobby stands up and says: ‘I have four questions’: 1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? […]

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The not necessarily…

March 24th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: “Give four advantages of breast milk.” What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best: 1. No need to boil. 2. […]

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