The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he said. “I do. My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after
three.” “Four,” answers the boy.
“What comes after six?” “Seven.”
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?”
“A Jack.”

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US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school. After fifteen minutes speaking he says: ‘I will now answer any questions you have.’ Bobby stands up and says: ‘I have four questions’: 1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? […]

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The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: “Give four advantages of breast milk.” What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best: 1. No need to boil. 2. […]

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A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana. Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors, “Used regularly,” he explained, “pot can cause psychic disorientation, sterility, cancer and castration!” “Now wait a minute, professor,” interrupted […]

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A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hoped
to attend the following autumn. As he was walking across the Quad, he
stopped a distinguished-looking man and asked:  “Sir, can you please
tell me where your library is at?”
The man looked down his nose and replied: “Son, I’m head of the English
department, and I can assure […]

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