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A college professor…

March 24th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches he noticed that a sexy young coed had sketched the man with an erect penis. The professor commented, “Oh, no, I wanted it the other way.” […]

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Tags: School and College Jokes

The teacher walks in …

March 24th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters “ILU” written on it. The teacher asks who left it. A little white girl raises her hand. Well sweetie, what does “ILU” mean? The little girl replies, “I love you.” The teacher says, “Isn’t that sweet,” and continues […]

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Tags: School and College Jokes

Mr Baldwin…

March 24th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part
of the body that, under the right conditions, expands to six times it’s
normal size, and state the conditions.”
Mary gasped and said in a huff, “Why, Mr. Baldwin! That is an
inappropriate question and my parents are going to
hear of it when I get […]

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Tags: School and College Jokes

A unit in sex education…

March 24th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring
in a permission slip in order to take it. Little Johnny handed in his slip
and explained to the teacher, “My mom says I can take the course as long
as there’s no homework.”

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Tags: School and College Jokes

The little darlings …

March 24th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introduced herself. She wrote on the board that her name is Ms. Prussy and the day passed without any further incidents. The next morning after greeting the class she asked if anyone remembered […]

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Tags: School and College Jokes

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