One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A
pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask “Why do we have to learn this
stuff?”
“To save lives.” the professor responded quickly and continued the
lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. “So how does physics
save lives?” he persisted.
“It keeps the ignoramuses out of medical […]

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Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teacher singled him out. “If I gave you $20,” the teacher began,” and you gave $5 to Mary, $5 to Sally and $5 to Susan, what would you have?” “An orgy,” Johnny answered.

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In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you to go
home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for
making sex.”
The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, “Well, John, how many
positions did you come up with?”
Johnny says, “Seventy-three.”
The teacher says, “Oh, […]

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A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have. He says, “A man who has developed a true sense of appreciation can enjoy a good bowel movement as much as having sexual intercourse.” One student stands up and […]

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New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow desperate. The the average tuition (per year) for each institution is outta site and they just aren’t getting enough applicants. I understand that in a rash, unprecedented move, some colleges are […]

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