A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the […]

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Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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ELEMENT: WOMAN SYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary from 40 to 200 Kg. OCCURRENCE: Copious quantities in all urban areas. Physical Properties: 1. Surface normally covered with a painted film. 2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason. 3. Melts if given […]

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The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
  1.You can’t win.
  2.You can’t break even.
  3.You can’t quit the game.

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Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps on ticking.

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