New scientific theories GRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on its feet; and when toast is dropped, it ALWAYS lands with the buttered side facing down. Therefore, I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat. When dropped, the two will hover, spinning […]

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New scientific theories
HONORABLE MENTION:  The quantity of consonants in the English
language is absolutely constant. If consonants are omitted in one
geographic area, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian “pahks”
his “cah”, the lost r’s migrate southwest, causing a Texan to “warsh”
his car and invest in “erl wells.”

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New scientific thoeries 1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in an infinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world’s great literary works in Braille.

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2nd RunnerUp-  The ‘Why Yawning Is Contagious’ Theory: You yawn
to equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure change
outside your eardrums unbalances other people’s ear pressures, so
they must yawn to even it all out.

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3rd RunnerUp-  Communist China is technologically underdeveloped
because they have no alphabet. The lack of an alphabet means
the Chinese cannot use “acronyms”; thus, they cannot communicate
their ideas at a faster rate

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