Robert goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home three hours late. His wife asks him, “What took you so long?” The guy says, “That was the worst game of golf I’ve ever had. We got up to the first tee, and Charlie hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a […]

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A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on.
He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she
knew what hole he was playing. She replied, “I’m on the 7th hole, and
you’re a hole behind me, so you must be on […]

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“Hey Bill, I heard you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet”. “No kidding? How much memory will it take up?”. “Not much, just two Bytes.”

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How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
Nine. One to screw in the bulb while the other 8 hold up the mirrors.

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Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One
notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He
says “When did you start wearing them?” To which the other man replies
“Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car.”

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