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A Jewish couple …

March 25th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the
Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain announces:
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our
engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down
momentarily. Luckily, I see an island below us that should be able […]

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The United Airline…

March 25th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, “Captain Marvey has […]

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A man wrote a letter…

March 25th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote, “I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him […]

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In a crowded city…

March 25th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a stunningly beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight black leather mini skirt with matching leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus, she […]

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An american touring…

March 25th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day
of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did
it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, “What is that
you just served?”
The waiter replied, ” Ah senor, you have excellent […]

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