Two Tourists
Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching
Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s
name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they
stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee. “Before we
order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please
pronounce […]

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Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on
the beach facing downwards on his stomach & the wife was
patting him on his butt. He happened to ask her what she
was doing, she said “I`m playing the Tabla” He turned around
& told her “Alright now you can start playing the flute”.

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They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.
It’s called Genitalia

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From a Southwest Airlines employee…. “Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised. In […]

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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this […]

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