British Military Officer Fitness Reports The British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206. The following are actual excerpts taken from people’s “206’s”…. - His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity. […]

(No Ratings Yet)

 Loading ...

Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my outfit was so well drilled,” declared one, “that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click.” “Very good,” conceded the other, “but when my company presented arms you’d just hear slap, slap, […]

(No Ratings Yet)

 Loading ...

At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out, “Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez, report to the office. Your brother died last night.” The Chaplain, Rabbi Horowitz, looked on in horror. “Sergeant,” he said afterwards, “that’s a rather cruel and unfeeling way to break tragic news. We must be more gentle […]

(No Ratings Yet)

 Loading ...

During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months, when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught a supply boat to a supply base in the south of England, then caught a train to London. The train was extremely crowded and he could not […]

(No Ratings Yet)

 Loading ...

A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part
of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines,
the captain asked for questions.
    
Our intrepid solder raised his hand and asked, “If we do happen
to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?”
    
“Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air
and […]

(No Ratings Yet)

 Loading ...