At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells
the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems
and the resulting strategies.
One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question,
“Will we have to fight a World War Three?”
“Yes, comrades, looks like you will,” answers the […]

(No Ratings Yet)

 Loading ...

A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle
range for the first time. He missed every target and most of the hills
behind them. Despondent, he said to the sergeant, “I think I’ll just go
and shoot myself.”
The sergeant said, “Better take a couple of extra bullets!”

(No Ratings Yet)

 Loading ...

A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.
The corporal explained the procedure “You count to
ten and pull the first ripcord. If the chute doesn’t
open, pull the second. That should do it. Then, after
you land, there’ll be a truck waiting to pick you up.”
The soldier checked his gear, called out the customary
“Geronimo!” and jumped out […]

(No Ratings Yet)

 Loading ...

It was the age when knighthood was in flower. A young lady was pounding away at a piece of iron with a sledgehammer. Another young lady saw her and asked, “What are you doing?” The first one answered, “I’m making socks and sweater for some soldier boy!”

(No Ratings Yet)

 Loading ...

Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t have
change for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan mopping the base’s
corridor floors, and asked him,
“Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?”
Private Duncan replied, “Sure.”
The Corporal turned red. He said, “That’s no way to address a
superior officer! Now let’s try it again. Private, do you […]

(No Ratings Yet)

 Loading ...