A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving
himself at the urinal, when a young boy walks in.  The boy,
seeing the young Lt.’s green uniform asks him if he was in the
Army.  The Lt. smiles and say’s, “Why yes I am…you wanna
wear my hat?”  The boy nods and the hat is placed […]

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As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night time
excersises. Once, I was seated next to a Lieutenant fresh from Jump
School. He was quiet sad looked a bit pale so I struck up a conversation.
“Scared, Lieutenant?”, I asked.
He replied, “No, just a bit apperhensive.”
I asked, “What’s the diffrence??”
He replied, “That means […]

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Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
A: It’s harder to pick up.

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On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, “What time is it?” The tower responded, “Who is calling?” […]

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, “Bring me my red shirt!” The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain’s red shirt, which the captain […]

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