A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane. The next day, he called home to his father to tell him the news. “So, did […]

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During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by
the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a
hit seemed inevitable. So the captain told the navigator to go
down to the crew quarters and tell a joke or something - at
least they would die laughing.
The navigator went down and said to the crew, […]

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    The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many
Generals, so they decided to offer early retirement to
three of them.  They called Congress and asked them to vote
on a method of determining each General’s early retirement
bonus.  After voting Congress decided that each man would
choose two points of their body to measure between and then
each […]

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It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out “Sir, Good Evening, Sir!” The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute […]

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During an Army war game, a commanding officer’s
jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men
lounging around nearby and asked them to help
him get unstuck.
“Sorry sir,” said one of the loafers, “but we’ve
been classified dead and the umpire said we couldn’t
contribute in any way.”
The C.O. turned to his driver and said, “Go drag […]

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