Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by
the doctor, “Why do you want to join the Navy, son?”
“My father said it’d be a good idea, sir.”
“Oh?  And what does your father do?”
“He’s in the Army, sir.”

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The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit the sack for the night, the 1SG said: “Sir, look up into the sky and tell me what you see.” The CO said “I see millions of stars.” 1st Sgt.: “And what does that tell […]

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A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were
discussing who had the toughest men. The army general says, “Alright,
I’ll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get over
here!”
        The private reports as ordered, “Yes sir?”
        The general says, “See that man over there? Kill him!”
        Without hesitating, the private […]

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From one of Tom Clancy’s books:
Commanding officer:  “Alright! How about an attitude check???”
Crew (In Unison): “I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!”
CO: “Now, let’s be more positive…”
Crew: “I POSITIVELY HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!”
CO: “OK, How about a negative attitde check…”
Crew: “I DON’T LIKE THIS FUCKING PLACE!”
CO: “OK, How about a short attitude check ..?”
Crew: “FUCK THIS PLACE!”

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MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written from Central Spain, August 1812 Gentlemen, Whilst marching from Portugal to a position which commands the approach to Madrid and the […]

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