A punjabi woman is walking along a street at christmas time and she sees an english man walking towards her
she slips and screams “haiii meri kistmat!” and the english man replies “hi merry christmas to you as well”

(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

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A woman was telling her friend, “It is I who made my husband a millionaire.”
“And what was he before you married him?” Asked the friend.
The woman replied, “A billionaire

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

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What is the difference between girls aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - […]

(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

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A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons
for herself. She goes to the aisle where they are located and sees they
are priced at five boxes for one dollar. Thinking this is a misprint; she
finds a clerk and asks if this can possibly be the correct price.
The clerk replies, “Yes […]

(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5)

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What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A woman who won’t do what she’s told.

(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5)

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