A woman was telling her friend, “It is I who made my husband a millionaire.”
“And what was he before you married him?” Asked the friend.
The woman replied, “A billionaire

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What is the difference between girls aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - […]

(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5)

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A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons
for herself. She goes to the aisle where they are located and sees they
are priced at five boxes for one dollar. Thinking this is a misprint; she
finds a clerk and asks if this can possibly be the correct price.
The clerk replies, “Yes […]

(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5)

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What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A woman who won’t do what she’s told.

(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5)

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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
Darling.

(2 votes, average: 5 out of 5)

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