Hindi Jokes | Women Jokes | Relationship Jokes http://lahorimela.com/jokes hindi jokes,funny jokes,women jokes,men jokes,relationship jokes,criminal jokes,Ouch! Jokes,Politics Jokes,Gays and Lesbians Jokes Mon, 14 Sep 2009 00:30:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.1 en BMW For Sale http://lahorimela.com/jokes/roads-and-driving-jokes/bmw-for-sale http://lahorimela.com/jokes/roads-and-driving-jokes/bmw-for-sale#comments Mon, 14 Sep 2009 00:25:23 +0000 Lahori_Munda http://lahorimela.com/jokes/roads-and-driving-jokes/bmw-for-sale BMW For Sale Just In $10,000

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]]> http://lahorimela.com/jokes/roads-and-driving-jokes/bmw-for-sale/feed Mans regret ! http://lahorimela.com/jokes/men-jokes/mans-regret http://lahorimela.com/jokes/men-jokes/mans-regret#comments Mon, 14 Sep 2009 00:20:39 +0000 Lahori_Munda http://lahorimela.com/jokes/men-jokes/mans-regret 1. U love sum1….U marry some1 else.
The 1 u marry….becomes ur wife or husband.
N the 1 u loved …..becomes the password of ur mail id

2. There’s only 1 perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There’s only 1 perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

3. Three dreams of a man:
To b as handsome as his mother thinks.
To b as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…

4. Husband & wife r like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

5. Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachun ko karne deinge.

6. What’s the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir Chad ke bolegi.

7. Wife ko Begum q kehte hain?
Qk shadi k bad sare gum to husband ke hisse me ate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jati hay.

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]]> http://lahorimela.com/jokes/men-jokes/mans-regret/feed Aapki Dosti Hamein http://lahorimela.com/jokes/hindi-jokes/aapki-dosti-hamein http://lahorimela.com/jokes/hindi-jokes/aapki-dosti-hamein#comments Sun, 26 Jul 2009 06:22:55 +0000 Lahori_Munda http://lahorimela.com/jokes/hindi-jokes/aapki-dosti-hamein Aapki Dosti hamein is kadar pyaari hai,
Jis tarah bin paani ke machli bechari hai,
Ab na aur kuch khawish hai,
Bus tum DOST bane raho ye hi tum se guzarish hai ek

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]]> http://lahorimela.com/jokes/hindi-jokes/aapki-dosti-hamein/feed Surprise http://lahorimela.com/jokes/others-jokes/surprise http://lahorimela.com/jokes/others-jokes/surprise#comments Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:21:32 +0000 Lahori_Munda http://lahorimela.com/jokes/others-jokes/surprise Sardar kay bachy nay sardar se pucha..!

Bacha: Papa jab ap mar jao gaye to ap ko dafnaya jaye ya Jalaya jaye?

Sardar: oo putar mujh se kuch na pucho .. mujhe surprise dena :D

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]]> http://lahorimela.com/jokes/others-jokes/surprise/feed Waqat ki pabandi http://lahorimela.com/jokes/others-jokes/waqat-ki-pabandi http://lahorimela.com/jokes/others-jokes/waqat-ki-pabandi#comments Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:21:24 +0000 Lahori_Munda http://lahorimela.com/jokes/others-jokes/waqat-ki-pabandi Quaid-e-Azam nay Farmaya hai kay Waqat ki pabandi karo …
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par unho nay ya nahi bataya … !
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kay NAYE waqat ki ya Purany kay

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]]> http://lahorimela.com/jokes/others-jokes/waqat-ki-pabandi/feed Phansi o vi Sardar nu…! http://lahorimela.com/jokes/others-jokes/phansi-o-vi-sardar-nu http://lahorimela.com/jokes/others-jokes/phansi-o-vi-sardar-nu#comments Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:21:13 +0000 Lahori_Munda http://lahorimela.com/jokes/others-jokes/phansi-o-vi-sardar-nu Phansi kay waqat inspector nay Sardar se pucha:

Inspector: Tumhari akhri khuwaish kya hai…?

Sardar: Mera sar Thalley tay Lattan Utty kar kay Phansi Day Do … :D

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]]> http://lahorimela.com/jokes/others-jokes/phansi-o-vi-sardar-nu/feed American, Russian and Pakistani http://lahorimela.com/jokes/others-jokes/american-russian-and-pakistani http://lahorimela.com/jokes/others-jokes/american-russian-and-pakistani#comments Sat, 11 Apr 2009 10:43:14 +0000 Lahori_Munda http://lahorimela.com/jokes/others-jokes/american-russian-and-pakistani American: A baby in our country had no legs. We put artificial legs on him, he is an athlete now. . . .
Russian: A baby in our country had no arms. We put artificial arms on him, he is a boxer now. . . . .
Pakistani: A baby in our country had no brain. We put a coconut in his head, he is our president now.

Tags: American, funny, Pakistani, Russian

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]]> http://lahorimela.com/jokes/others-jokes/american-russian-and-pakistani/feed Zardari is visiting a school http://lahorimela.com/jokes/politics-jokes/zardari-is-visiting-a-school http://lahorimela.com/jokes/politics-jokes/zardari-is-visiting-a-school#comments Sat, 11 Apr 2009 10:37:15 +0000 Lahori_Munda http://lahorimela.com/jokes/politics-jokes/zardari-is-visiting-a-school Zardari is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a “tragedy.”

One little boy stands up and offers that, “If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy.”
“No” Zardari says, “That would be an ACCIDENT.”

A girl raises her hand. “If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone inside…that would be a tragedy.”
“I’ m afraid not” explains Zardari. “That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS.

“The room is silent; none of the other children dare volunteer.”What?”asks Zardari, “Isn’t there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?”

Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: “If an airplane carrying Zardari and Gillani was blown up by a bomb, that would be a tragedy.”

“Wonderful!” Zardari beams. “Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?”

“Well,” says the boy, “because it wouldn’t be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!”

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]]> http://lahorimela.com/jokes/politics-jokes/zardari-is-visiting-a-school/feed Ik Raat Bahuu Ne http://lahorimela.com/jokes/marriage-and-relationships-jokes/ik-raat-bahuu-ne http://lahorimela.com/jokes/marriage-and-relationships-jokes/ik-raat-bahuu-ne#comments Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:09:16 +0000 Lahori_Munda http://lahorimela.com/jokes/marriage-and-relationships-jokes/ik-raat-bahuu-ne Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi…

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]]> http://lahorimela.com/jokes/marriage-and-relationships-jokes/ik-raat-bahuu-ne/feed Tcher 2 Sunny http://lahorimela.com/jokes/school-and-college-jokes/tcher-2-sunny http://lahorimela.com/jokes/school-and-college-jokes/tcher-2-sunny#comments Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:07:18 +0000 Lahori_Munda http://lahorimela.com/jokes/school-and-college-jokes/tcher-2-sunny Tcher: How Old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I m.
Tcher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.

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