Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he
sees a sign that says, “Cow For Sale…$5000.”

He pulls in and says to the farmer, “There’s no cow in
the world worth five thousand dollars.”

The farmer says, Oh, yeah? Take a look at this.”

He lifts the cow’s tail, and Harry sees the cow has a
snatch just like a woman.

Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife, and says,
“It’s just not fair. Here’s this farmer with a cow with a
snatch like a woman, and it’s worth $5000, and here I
am, with you, with a snatch like a cow, and you’re not
worth shit.”