Phansi kay waqat inspector nay Sardar se pucha:

Inspector: Tumhari akhri khuwaish kya hai…?

Sardar: Mera sar Thalley tay Lattan Utty kar kay Phansi Day Do …

American: A baby in our country had no legs. We put artificial legs on him, he is an athlete now. . . .
Russian: A baby in our country had no arms. We put artificial arms on him, he is a boxer now. . . . .
Pakistani: A baby in our country had no brain. We put a coconut in his head, he is our president now.

Zardari is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a “tragedy.”

One little boy stands up and offers that, “If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy.”
“No” Zardari says, “That would be an ACCIDENT.”

A girl raises her hand. “If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone inside…that would be a tragedy.”
“I’ m afraid not” explains Zardari. “That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS.

“The room is silent; none of the other children dare volunteer.”What?”asks Zardari, “Isn’t there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?”

Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: “If an airplane carrying Zardari and Gillani was blown up by a bomb, that would be a tragedy.”

“Wonderful!” Zardari beams. “Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?”

“Well,” says the boy, “because it wouldn’t be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!”

Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi…

Tcher: How Old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I m.
Tcher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.