Two sardars in US eating Hotdog for the 1st time. Sardr1 opens the bread, looks inside,feels embrased n asks Sardr 2,
“Which part of the dog did u get?

What do a “Rat say” to a “Cat”
on Valentines Day?
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Think

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Billo Rani Kaho to abhi jaande doon.

Tough Love

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife”s wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:
“No, you can”t have those! They”re for the funeral!”

BHIKARI: Saab Rs.6 dedo chai pini he
MAN: kyo? chai to 3 ki hoti hai.
B: Saath me giflfriend b hai
M: Bhikari hokar b giflfriend banali?
B: Na saab. giflfriend ne bhikari bana diya.

wat will u call mr.bean when he is sleeping
guess
guess abhe soch yaar
kya yaar abhi tak nahi socha
U will call him soya-bean