What is a Mobile?
?
?
?
?
?
R U looking for answer ?
?
?
?
?
Ye haath me kya chappal Pakdi hai!!!

Kya Aap k Sir Par Seengh Hain???
Just Check It
Nahi Hain??
Nahi
R u Sure??
Yes
Koi baat Nahi Gadhay k bhi nahi hotay.

Sardar ji to his friend: Yaar bari mushkil main hoon
meri bivi mujh say ek kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay …..
Friend: acha, yaar tu bada lucky hay
doosron say to woh 500RS leti hay…

Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he
sees a sign that says, “Cow For Sale…$5000.”

He pulls in and says to the farmer, “There’s no cow in
the world worth five thousand dollars.”

The farmer says, Oh, yeah? Take a look at this.”

He lifts the cow’s tail, and Harry sees the cow has a
snatch just like a woman.

Harry gets back in the car, turns to his wife, and says,
“It’s just not fair. Here’s this farmer with a cow with a
snatch like a woman, and it’s worth $5000, and here I
am, with you, with a snatch like a cow, and you’re not
worth shit.”

A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman
who has just passed away.  At the end of the service, the
pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally
bump into a wall, jarring the casket.  They hear a faint moan.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually
still alive.  She lives for ten more years and then dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the
end of the ceremony, the pall bearers are again carrying out
the casket.  As they are walking, the husband cries out,
“WATCH OUT FOR THAT WALL!”