Teacher:every body write your lover”s name in one paper.
( after 5 seconds )
one boy:finished teacher.
( after 5 minutes )
One girl:Addiional paper teacher.

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi ADMI bola:nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha…

wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.

JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye

(kitab pesh ki gaye)

judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..

JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.

MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
Dost :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha

Aaj ka kam kal per chor do
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Ho sakta hai kal tak us k liye koi machine ejad ho jaye…..