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Santa Singh in KBC | Funny jokes Story

Santa Singh in KBC Funny jokes Story

Santa Singh in KBC  Funny jokes
Santa Singh in KBC Funny jokes

We have our famous friend Santa Singh qualifying for the hot seat.

AB : OK Santa I congratulate you for this opportunity here with us.

Santa : Oh ji Wahe guru da khalsa wahe guru di fatah. Chak denge phatte aaj.
Tusi start karo ji.

AB : OK Santa this is your first question for 1000 Rs. Which state has the
largest sikh population ? and your options are

A. Punjab
B. Punjab
C. Punjab
D. Punjab

Santa : Oh ji how much time do I’ve to answer this question

AB : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Santa ji, you can take your time

Santa (giggles) : Sir ji tricky sawaal puchha hai aapne. I wud like to use my
lifeline.

AB : I’m not surprised on this , which one wud U like to use.

Santa : Audience poll

AB : OK audience please be ready with your voting pads, and your time starts
now.

After a minute we have a graphic presentation on the board.

A. 25%
B. 25%
C. 25%
D. 25%

AB : Santa ji, this is a no good situation for you, I can share your
disgust here. Par kya karen janta to janardhan hoti hai. So you would like
to go with which option.

Santa : Yeh mere saath hi kyon hota hai. Fasa diya sirji aapki audience ne.
I think I’ve to use my second lifeline – 50 50.

AB : Very good 50 50 ka istemal karna chahenge. Man me shanka ho to lifeline
zaroor istemal karni chahiye, mein sab ko yehi salah deta hoon. (Getting
closer to Santa and whispers in his ears ) Isi ke to paise milte hain mujhe.
(Aloud) OK computer ji do galat jawab mita diye jayen.

Computer displays A. Punjab and C. Punjab

Santa : Badi chalu machine hai aapki sar ji. Mein chodoonga nahi aaj isko.
Wahe guru de kasam mereko third life line bhi chahiye.

AB : Kamal hai Santa ji, I must congratulate you, You have broken a record
of using all the lifelines in the very first question. This is great . OK
phone a friend – kisko phone karna chahen ge aap.

Santa : My one and only one mera langotiya yaar., Banta Singh.

AB : OK Banta ko phone lagaya jaye. Aap dono ikkathe he kam karte hai.

Santa : Oh nahi ji ham dono pechle 6 saal se 10th mein fail ho rahe hain .
Badi pakki yaari hai ji hamari, wahe guru de kasam. Phone rings. Banta
picks it ” Hulloooooo, kon hai oye adi raati, ???”

AB : Hello Banta ji , mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hoon Star Plus ke Kaun
Banega Crorepati se.

Banta : OOOOOOOOOO Bachan ji Sasriyakal, koi hor hota to uski to mein Ke hal
chal he sar ji.

AB : Mein thik hoon Banta ji, par ye ek family show hai is liye aap apshabdon
ka prayog na karen to behtar hoga. Aapke dost yahaan bethe hain mere saath
aur……………..

Banta (Interrupts) : Aur wo sala pehle hi question pe atak gaya hoga, khota
hai sala. Sawal pucho ji.

AB : Aap k sirf tees second bachay hen…chaliye mein aapko special
case ke tarah treat karte hue 1 minute doonga. Aur aapka samay shuru hota
hai aab.

Santa : Oye bante ke ho raya hai yaar ??

Banta : oye ullu de dum, saale bahar se taala laga gaya khote. Sawere dud
wala aaya si, paise mang raya si, aur khotya tu meri kameez pehen gaya.
Sale chakki se aata lana tha, tera baap laye ga.
AB : Santa ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho raha hai.

Santa : Yes Yes. Oye chod use yaar question hai ………………… (he
tell him the question).

Banta : Saale sari zindagi tere nakal mar ke fail hota raha hoon, par iska
answer mujhe aata hai. Kalank hai tu Punjab ke naam pe . Iska answer Punjab
hai lallu.

Santa : oye par ……… (and the clock stops).

AB : Samay khatam, aapke mitr ne jawab de diya hai , ab to mujhe pakka
confidence hai ke aap kam se kam 1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj.

Santa : Ullu ka patha hai ji, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai par sale ne yeh to
batya nahin ke A hai ya C hai.

And this was the last episode of KBC

Enjoy………

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